- I sound very NPRish lady on the phone.
- I put in an unproductive day at work and people thank me just for coming in.
- I don’t eat anything and don’t really want to.
- I’m pretty much expected to knock myself unconscious each night with the drugs typically found in a rural meth lab.
- I get a lot more alone time.
- I have a newfound empathy for the chronically ill and the underinsured.
- I get to talk about the color of my snot with the nice lady at the doctor’s office.
- People bring me things like soup and Gatorade and call just to check in.
- I get to sleep all day long and watch LOST in the bouts I do wake up.
- I don’t have to feel bad for not putting my contacts in or make-up on all day.
