Weird dreams
Tosh has a joke about people who tell their dreams looking like idiots for sharing them, but I am going to anyway because it was too strange to not write down.
Of course I don’t remember how it began because as anyone who has watched Inception knows you tend to find yourself in the middle of the action. For some reason I was wrestling a giant monster in an effort to save my family and friends - of course I was the chosen one, very matrix like feel going on. So I beat him and then was scared to battle the next one… but I had to. So the boss came out and - weirdness level rising - it was the Rock as a giant. And then we battled but it turned into us both being sad because we were fighting and then we hugged and I thanked him for being nice now. And started crying in my dream… and on my pillow. Then I woke up.
What the fuck?